Mr. Burns Sound's

  • -Smithers this beer isn't working, I don't feel any younger or funkier.
  • -I'll switch to the table spoon size sir. .WAV

  • -Smithers hand me that ice-cream scoop.
  • -I cream scoop?
  • -Damn it Smithers this isn't rocket science its brain surgery. .WAV

  • -Damn-Nation! .WAV

  • -Excellent. .WAV

  • -Release the hounds. .WAV

  • -Only a moron wouldn't cast his vote for Mon-ty Burns. .WAV

  • -Who's that goat legged fellow, I like the cut of his jib.
  • -Uh prince of Darkness, sir. He's your eleven O'clock. .WAV

  • -Bah! To hell with this!.WAV

  • -Smithers, massage my brain.
  • -Yes Sir! .WAV

  • -Mr.Burns sings a song about his vest and the rest of his clothes. .WAV

  • -I must have her. Smithers zoom in, closer, closer, closer damn it! *Zooooom*.
  • -*Bump* OOwwwwwwww.
  • -To close. .WAV

  • -This mans an illegal alien.
  • -Thats perposterous, Zutroy here is as American as apple-pie.
  • -Ohff Gee Grat Ka Mr.Burns. .WAV



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